Shouldn't be a surprise that so many USMNT members could play elsewhere. "Melting pot" has kinda been our creed pretty much forever, and if you can stretch all the way back to grandparents then that'll include a lot of folks.

Salley. 89, 90, 96, 00

It's very hateful of you that you can't enjoy something on its own without trying to shit on someone else's joy.

The White Sox let you in the park for $5 on Sundays and $7 every other day. It's not really that expensive.

I think it's "Genocide against the Natives of Central Mexico"

el comedian?

White Sox fans will tell you that they are carrying on the family tradition of being discriminating.

Pretty awesome of FIFA to pick someone who built the stadium to do the first kick.

Their Rick Reilly equivalent just posts "BRAHHHHH!!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!!!" over and over again.

Meh, probably rooted in a deep desire to obtain some kind of "working class authenticity" or something.

Ryan Duffy: The temptation was just too great. In spite of everything we said we ended up trying to out-ESPN ESPN. And amazingly, against all our expectations, we succeeded. We out ESPN'd ESPN! Of course now all that's left of VICE Sports is this large puddle of nausea.

NEVER TRAVEL TO AFRICA BECAUSE POACHERS MIGHT MISTAKE YOU FOR A RHINO YOU FAT POT BELLIED HERMAPHRODITE."

In the very first insult of the ad, he calls her a "GIRAFFE FACED BITCH." I really think that warranted Top 5 Burn recognition.

Surprised this is a Hanes Tagless T-shirt, to be honest. This really seems like American Apparel.

I enjoy the fact that this guy is telling you how you should feel

At least tell me they jewed him down. You can't let them gyp you. Otherwise it looks like you're in a chineese fire drill.

Whoa, they repopulated to that many?

I don't think that Redskins fans are getting enough credit in terms of their understanding of Native American history. If there's one group that understands the tragedy of Wounded Knee, it's guys who bought an RGIII jersey.

Great name