They both just became Cardinals fans, right?

Hey, if rookies didn't want to get drilled by 95-mph fastballs, they should have come into the league as 12-year veterans.

"I guess the Friendly Confines is a lot friendlier in right field" - Bartman

We'll see if the goodwill between Chicago fans and Miami fans continues next year when they battle it out in the 2015 World Series.

Let me get this straight. It is okay for a pitcher to throw a baseball 95 mph at a batter for "retribution," but that batter throwing the bat back at the pitcher is beyond the pale? I can see why they did not write these rules down.

You can't mock someone for unoriginal thinking and conclude with haters gonna hate.

Deadspin:
Taking the fun out of everything since 2005.

I agree about pickle juice. I didn't make it clear, but I was referring to the OP's NHL>NBA comment.

soccer players are also about 100 pounds lighter that LeBron is.

Pickle juice.

Are all you Jordan worshipers serious right now? I get it, you feel threatened because your idol's position as the greatest of a all time is at stake, but the length you go to diminish LeBron is just ridiculous. Like really, you think Jordan would have left the game and somehow repair what trained technicians were…

Lana then goes and reads Money Ball cover to cover to give it a bad review on Amazon.

I dont care what these guys get paid..Ill just click on the story, read it, log in and then reply that I dont care...because I dont care.. and I want everyone to know I dont care..because I dont care...I dont really care if you guys think I dont care..because you guessed it..I dont care

Beat me to it. But anyway here's the vid:

You must get really exhausted from hating all famous and/or rich assholes.

It's a perspective thing. And yes, from this angle, it looks incredible. But it gets a lot less impressive when you see it from the proper perspective and realize he's not actually white.

Guy Knowingly Buys Mispriced Tickets and Loses Them; Complains Anyway.

Somewhere Dallas Braden shed a lonely tear.

"If you have 50 career homers, then don't celebrate like Cano or Big Papi or Soriano."