You guessed it...

Actually, it’s “I am not a races”.

Jesus. Who’d have thunk that in 2018 America so many stupid, half-literate white people would rush desperately to the defense of an old racist rich guy who owns a totally useless business that profits by underbidding and cutting corners, who created some of the ugliest branding in the history of capitalism, who has a…

Come to think of it have we ever seen Elon Musk and Papa John in the same room?

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

Pictured:  Back problems, brain problems.

Quick research: She does.

Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

Police have yet to release almost any details about the body, except that he is male and not Jenkins.

Id argue they should’ve been in an even bigger hole. That was a clear penalty on Boateng in the first half and probably would’ve been a red. They were very fortunate. To not even go to VAR was unexplainable.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

It’s a normal relationship, find a new slant.

One of these days I’d like to see Devin Hester run onto the field and see how long he can evade security.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Also abandoned: commas.