And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

That movie would end with the one guy who remembers shitty overly complicated soulless prog rock dying alone and it will be a happy story because then all trace of Steely Dan (who SUCK SHIT) will be gone from this earth. 

Meh.  Wake me when you post some TDs.

Relax man. It’s not Hulk Hogan.

well, if nothing else, i can now see how he got his name.

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

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Back when MSN Messenger was a thing, they had an emoji (I think this was before emojis were even called that... that’s how long ago this was) that was a face with big bug eyes but an otherwise neutral expression, used to convey the kind of shock you have when you find out the boss you were just badmouthing donates…

A) Good

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

We’ve all been there

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Hey Terry, are you new here? Seems like you might be new here.

Watched a youtube video recently about how season firsthand where the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.