Parallax can’t account for the puck being obscured by the post, which is only possible if the puck has passed the goal line.

It wouldn’t have been a goal had the ref called it inconclusive before going for the review, but he said he 100% called it no goal, & therefore since they (claim they) couldn’t tell it went in they couldn’t overturn the call on the ice. Or something. Whatever, it was a goal.

It’s actually just 3/4" of ice not 2 inches. There’s no parallax effect going on otherwise the goalie would always look weird butterflied on the goal line if he were on 2 inches of ice over the stripe

This call only doesn’t matter if you also pretend taking out Murray’s leg with a stick isn’t goaltender interference.

But I’m told the NHL is in bed with the Penguins and will do anything for them to win. How can this be?

I think once she has possession of the ball she can crawl over the plate and guard it like a fucking crab. The ump will keep play going until somebody is either safe or out, but that runner has to go to a specific spot that is pretty easy to defend. 95% of that defense is simply not vacating the space. The other 5% is…

Dude. DUDE. You haven’t had good gin. I’m not talking Tanqueray or Bombay Sapphire (though those are perfectly cromulent gins). No, you need to try the good shit, made in England in copper kettles older than Oliver Cromwell. Three Rivers gin from Manchester is heaven poured an ounce at a time.

Wanna trade cats?

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

So, let me explain this to you. College ball is dumb *for people with NBA talent*. There’s no reason not to just let them go straight to the NBA. LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball, on the other hand, do not appear to have remotely close to NBA talent. They would have been far better off spending their formative years competing…

“...while LaVar Ball said that ‘coach ruined everything’...”

Make like a tree and get the fuck out

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Jesus, Jeets can’t get anything right. Every idiot knows Greg is the mentally weak one.

Ok, so the email from Gary Bettman isn’t legit, but what about all those text messages from Roger Goodell that read simply: “u up?”

The moral of the story is that being a Wizards fan is an exercise in self owning.

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)