Streetcars and light-rail are more or less permanent investments.

On one hand, this is a pretty cool stunt. On the other hand, the guy is wearing a visor.

Great, now Rex Ryan will really be embarrassed by the tattoo:

He should have stuck with fencing.

I think I might be getting a boner...

I think a fascinating subplot to Howard breaking the record in the paperback is how giant prehistoric sharks apparently ate every left-handed pitcher in the majors.

The record-breaking home run into McCovey Cove is immediately followed by a massive prehistoric shark attack that kills scores of people

If I am a Megladon (I’m not), I am pissed that I am being called Meg.

I’m glad he underlined it, so we’d know it’s important.

I started eating fish sticks before I ate actual seafood.

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

I would think penicillin would be the preferred treatment after being in a group with Tiger and his exuberant fans. 

Also the title of my sex tape.

Like they say in Italian, “John Sterling, you fucking-ah suck-ah, really big time! Mama Mia!”

go ask your mother

“Ugh I’m too full to jerk off. Ate too much sushi, brother”

That’s a guy who walked into a department store in 1992 and screamed “MAKE ME LOOK LIKE JERRY” and never looked back.

Congrats to MSU on their .500 record in home tournament games against double digit seeds.

Just remember that every time you do the sarcastic wanking motion, a ghost sticks his dick in your hand

I keep saying that to my local library yet I’m the one who gets escorted out