police said Davis also provided written consent to search his room

The only time I’ve ever celebrated a player getting knocked the fuck out was last year when JuJu Smith-Schuster leveled him. Dude earned that one.

Clearly a better corporate fit for Adidas since he spends all day dreaming about sex.

I’m sorry, I don’t speak Wildling.

makes you think

I haven’t seen a Bosnian murdered like that since Srebrenica

The family is threatening to move the funeral to San Antonio.

Hell yeah. Love to shout and gesticulate at my coworkers until we have to be pulled apart and separated. It’s how you know things are harmonious in the workplace.

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

True. But, like you said, their GM drafted Hackenberg, someone people said shouldn’t have been drafted in any shape or form, and in another case, had no draft grade because he’s trash.

I’m sorry, this is such a nothing burger comment. Just about every great QB had great playmakers too. There is no doubt that great QBs can elevate guys around them, but I think it’s fair to say that Cousins has done that in DC. Not to a great level, perhaps, but certainly enough that a team like the Vikings can feel a…

I would just like to take a moment to enjoy the fact that Jacksonville’s local culture magazine is called Void.

Notice how Brady instantly got a sunburn?

HAHAHAHA THIS IS A FUNNY THING !!!!!!!! CRUSHED THAT TAKE!!!!!!!

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

“The Gaels had 28 wins. What else do they have to do?”

My wife is a slut.