Just be glad he didn’t work in the Molotov cocktail division. 

Does it ever get tiresome to write frequent articles on the persistent shittyness of some teams?  Like, do you feel bad dunking on the Marlins, Kings or Browns and finding new metaphors for their misery?

I kept reading, waiting for the part about poop but it never happened. What the hell, Drew?

It’s sad that the phrase “cost of doing business” has lost all meaning.  Yeah, odds are that a running back will never fully live up to all the years and dollars of a contract.  However if you want to win, which all owners should, you should know that you’ll eventually have to eat a little of it to make that…

I agree with this. My searing hot taek is that if deer and other “uncommon” sources of meat actually tasted good man would have penned them up like pigs, cows, chickens and lamb. And don’t tell me how good your deer sausage or jerky are. If it requires you to mix in a bunch of pork and seasonings or cure with spices…

About three years ago I was getting ready for work and needed to open a two pack of deodorant. There are many items that would work to make a small cut to the shrink wrapped plastic but I opted for the knife on my Leatherman Wave. As I start to cut the plastic the release of tension caused both sticks of deodorant to…

I dropped my phone because this take was just too damn hot. 

It’s great that Randy Moss wants to raise importance on some issues, but let’s not forget that he refused to help his daughter when she was injured and it cost teammates a championship. Living expenses in NKY aren’t very high but he refused to help his own daughter.

Damn. Someone needs to lance that shit before he gets an infection in the brain and misses Toronto. 

Who wins each NFL division this year? And why is the AFC east the Bills?

“Hey Sully! Did you fahkin hear that Jimmy G is dataing a fahkin pawn stahh?”

Dahk times. 

I guess those girls are considered “Kokomo pretty.”  

My first car was a 97 SC2 and it was miserable. Ran through a quart of oil every few weeks and it couldn’t idle without the blower being turned on or else the coolant would boil over. I was told by several Saturn mechanics that those were both by design but I never found a reason why that would be. Totaled it in…

I’d say its more on the Spanish football’s governing body. You don’t replace the coach a day before the World Cup starts. That’s a recipe for anarchy.

I, for one, feel that this will leave such a stain on the stadium’s history that the only solution is to have the citizens of Cobb County finance a replacement stadium so that we can all heal quickly.

It’s okay, Billy writes poorly and is bad at sarcasm. You’re excused for not being able to parse it out. 

If the Orioles want to generate some interest in this team, why not make Pedro Alvarez the everyday first baseman? Then you could have two players battling for worst season in the sport’s history. It’d be like Sosa vs McGwire.

One small error, it’s actually five players from Tottenham.

No love for the Tristar? The L1011 was perhaps the nicest plane built but the Rolls Royce strike killed it.