And how do you know that is the procedure? Never thought I’d see a point in society when people would think that letting a possible rabid animal escape while waiting and endangering others is a better alternative than just putting down a non endangered animal. It’s a groundhog not a snow leopard. Do you have any idea…

Lauren, this might be my favorite headline ever. Bravo.

I hope he keeps his style at NBC. Otherwise I won’t know where to go for insights on coffee and Wyndham hotel reviews.

Stared for the perfect use of cromulent.

Didn’t the pink one show her tots in a shitty movie?

Apparently Darren Rovell is running basketball camps now.

I can’t wait to see what Billy packs into 3,000 words and one sentence on this story.

Cool, so you didn’t make a comment about a bad four year run? Or your first comment that I responded to about landing generational talents? Weird. It’s almost like you just say dumb shit and have no ability to back it up.

No, they were shitty but outside of that insane run by the Redwings everyteam in the salary cap era has and will experience highs and lows. I don’t see how “they were shitty for four years” is a point so much as a casual observation of fact. The Blackhawks were shit too. And the Kings. And the Lightening. And the…

You clearly are choosing to engage in some extreme mental gymnastics that involve: ignoring how the draft lottery works, abuse of the term generational talent, franchises that also have had two or more exceptional players at once, and the decade plus that they have managed to stay a top team with a revolving door of…

That’s hasn’t helped the Oilers become a dominant team. You still need to use those picks correctly and hire capable coaches.

I can’t wait for someone to link this article on Facebook. The JoePa diehards can never resist

It just wouldn’t be the NCAA tournament if UC didn’t crash out in the second round.

Big, if true.

I don’t know whether this is top notch kinja or an indictment of Buffalo schools.

To better see them in the event of snow.

If the rude woman I share a bed with would let me, I’d only use a top sheet. The duvet is only there for a pretty design on the off chance someone sees my bedroom.

“If she bleeds...”

Damn, sick burn bro. You really put a new spin on the always hilarious basement joke.