I also shat where I ate, and it was delicious. Best sex of my life. Married him and continue having great sex to this day.

She could say, “Don’t be such a douche. Don’t worry, they’re not interested in your tiny wang.”

YOU DO NOT POLICE the behaviour of ANYONE BUT YOURSELF you moronic twit. She’s not his mother NOR his keeper. If she married the guy, she had to know ahead of time he says stuff like this. If she ‘thought she could change him’ then she’s either an idiot or clueless. You change the person you ‘love’ then they aren’t…

How about, it creates secret binding arbitration panels which can decide that a country’s workplace safety, food safety, or pollution laws are creating unfair barriers to trade (de facto tarrifs because of the increased costs) and they can then issue embargoes or fines unless and until the laws in question are…

If you wear contacts WASH YOUR HANDS WITH DAWN/DISHWASHING LIQUID AFTER EXPOSURE TO CAPSAICIN.