I feel like I’ve seen that as a porn movie.

I’ve been taking blame all my life with no paycheck. Maybe if they pay me I’ll do it without complaining.

Why? Do you really think politicians, who are above reproach by virtue of being politicians, should be responsible for putting credit card info and SSNs in plain text?

Oh, I love hard liquor. Cheap whiskey mixed with Coke or good whiskey by itself. I’m not afraid to drink cheap beer though. It’s the easy choice at the beach.

Raw chicken tastes delicious though. Finger lickin’ good.

I am not alone! MD 20/20 Grape (tasted like bad medicine), Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, and B&J (whatever crap my older cousins had) were the first things that I drank, all in the same night. Here I am 25 years later and I still hate the taste of pretty much all wine, even the good stuff.