Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

When I heard about this I didn’t think I would give him anything but I might follow this person’s lead:

Too bad Trump was in FL, he missed his chance to run out there unarmed to stop the shooter.

She’ll make sure the votes were counted correctly, since Asians are good at math

Spanish is my first language and I would say it as la-tinks too.

Fetch will happen before Latinx ever does.

Emma, stop trying to make Latinx happen. It’s not going to happen.

Se pronuncia “Latinequis”?

Yo soy latino, y yo no se como se pronuncia “LatinX”. Es un equipo Latino-American de los X-Men?

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

It’s since been edited. Now it reads:

OK, so they’re no different health-wise, but are the shells different? For whatever reason, I feel like white eggs break more easily and thus are easier to cook with if I’m quickly cracking an egg. They split nicely. Brown eggs crush up and have to be pulled open with both hands, usually getting albumin all over my…

oof.

What about the fact that he is married to the president’s mistress? That seems like a huge conflict.

Unpopular opinion- I really liked it. It was visceral and made me feel things.

Dad...is that you?

It certainly makes sense that the person who created Full House AND Fuller House is a complete monster

No, they absolutely DID NOT win! You’ve been had, like the rest of the national media. First, two days ago Jim Justice was going on and on and on about how the state couldn’t afford 2%. Then the national news showed up and suddenly the state can afford 5%? Bullshit. Lots of Democratic state delegates and state…

Well the Titanic had that orchestra, but I hear the BBQ on the Hindenburg was pretty lit.

What if he stole a Billion Lines?