My guess.

There was a case about a year ago where two “good guys” with concealed carry permits saw each other in a gas station, and thinking the other guy was robbing the place, both decided to pull their guns and shoot each other.

It’s a good thing the Astros won otherwise Yasiel Puig would have invoked his right of Prima Nocta.

Ha, nice try, but I have no intention of being shot in the back of the head

Yah, only if you want the entire night filled with “Miso full of stuffing” jokes from your father or uncle.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

T.Hanks, but NO T.Hanks.

Maybe he has an eye issue and it’s fucking up his depth perception, like Liam McPoyle.

It’s actually a baby dinosaur who keeps proclaiming that he’s the baby. It’s hilarious.

Spoken like someone who has no understanding of how show biz works.

Underwood stepping out onstage to deliver his acceptance speech should have been the end of the show. He didn’t give a shit about actually governing as president; he just wanted the power. Getting there was the story. Once he had it in his grasp we didn’t need to see how he managed to hang on. It’s implied.

The same number of jobs doesn’t mean the same number of jobs for the same people. Sure Robin Wright won’t have a problem getting a new job, but the smaller actors, those parts that move the story beyond the protagonists, and the technical positions - they may well be out of a job they were counting on. Season 6 was…

Can we talk about bringing “phrasing” back into the rotation?

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

i doubt there will be Adrian Barbeau bots with D-cups full of justice.

They cancel their protest because they’re outnumbered, and then they go harass 2 people who are outnumbered by them.

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

oh!! I have a good ghost story. Should have posted this one instead of what I did post but w/e.

I didn’t want to be the first one to say it - but was kinda disappointed myself. So many of them, while the commenters are heartfelt and these are their personal stories, didn’t really have a lot of pizzazz compared to years past. I didn’t even have to sleep with the light on this year.

Last year’s stories were better.