Having a vagina doesn’t necessarily make them more capable of anything, but that doesn’t mean people can’t celebrate the fact that one half of the population is starting to participate more in the same thing as the other half... How capable these individual women are will be determined if/when they win, and how they…

A new report released this week shows American teenagers have been left shockingly ignorant by their schools

Stop.

Remember when people used to enjoy fucking? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Everything is going according to plan.

Butthurt Republican Senators... #TheyFeelPain

And the Saran Wrap S-Sheild trap? What the hell was that?

Not mine, but...

Apparently Chase Bank does the same thing, as I just found out recently after becoming self-employed.

Wish Trump had gone after the CIA instead of the FBI — they would have JFK’d his ass by now.

Poor Woody Harrelson...

Holy fuck, these comments... When did the Left become so goddamn puritanical? You sound like a bunch of religious nuts.

Woody Allen?

You take that back, Jon Bon Jovi is a pretty man!

This all seems familiar...

Gross.