OK.

Well, I'm broke, I lost my house, lost my wife, lost my pension...

3 Megapixels? There should be plenty of room in there for a bigger camera especially considering the fact that it has the same innards as a phone half it's size.

Sorry, but I've gotta hand it to Joshua C. mostly because it reminds me of that song from Team America.

Tom Cruise...go jump off a couch!

@Dezerus Richardson: Yeah...I've played When the Saints Go Marching In. Neat, but not particularly useful. I really like their Ocarina though (once again: neat but not particularly useful).

Fantastic. Just as useful as Leaf Trombone.

Oh, Oceans Fourteen is out already?

My 50 bucks say an impossibly amazing act of natural forces will destroy this.

@infmom: ...oh god...

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Well, yah know... you gotta pay attention to those things...yeah...

@Andrea Glidden: I was SO confused. You guys really helped!

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Just a joke. Why SO SERIOUS?

@tomsomething: Oh yeah, I LOVE chocolate...but it's something I could live without.

So...what's this movie about again?

Does that mean that we'll all lose weight and be healthy?

Riker: You enjoyed that didn't you?

So I'm the controller in a Kinect game? Well if that's the case, then I'd throw myself against the wall if I got angry because I lost.

I've hit my nieces and nephews in the head with my wii mote in wii bowling. I don't know if I want Kinect...

The singer in Breaking News is not Michael Jackson. The problem with this song is it's the uncanny valley of sound: The closer it is to the original, the stranger it sounds if it's not exactly right.