No, it’s called “owning the libs” and is their entire reason for existence and their last and only pleasure in life.

How are people that support this maniac not upsrt at all by the fact that he seems to spend the majority of his time watching TV and calling out enemies online? This isn’t the least bit concerning to anyone?

Since the day my first boy was born (he’s four now), I haven’t slept in bed with my wife without a kid in between us. Since my second boy was born (he’s two now), each of my wife and I sleep in separate rooms with one of the boys.

The fight between the Hound and Arya versus all those jabronis in the inn at the crossroads is one of my favorite-ever onscreen fights. It’s got everything I love- a hell of a build up, a bunch of tough-talking jerks versus one pissed-off badass, and REVENGE!

Best gun fight is Heat, hands down.  You get shot, it’s going to fucking hurt.  And a duffel bag full of money is going to weigh a ton.  Good luck fighting your way through a crowded street carrying it.

Coach, did you eat Cheerios this morning?

That mall is in Skyline Chili country; I’m sure that guy was not the first kid to shit on it.

Absolutely not. Because the law of averages don’t apply when we are talking about the 99.9999th percentile of baseball talent on the planet. Literally 1 in a million are as good at baseball as any given MLB player. That is so many standard deviations away from the median. It’s not just the speed- I’d also have…

See, now you’re just gonna get a bunch of people telling you you’re wrong (like the guy below posting Heat).

The problem is, you were pooping. Just like my dad was always pooping. You want to stop being accused of pooping, don’t take an hour to poop.

I’m here to tell you that I played very serious baseball until I was 30 and that I would probably get zero hits against an MLB pitcher. My teammates and I have talked about this, and we said that if we could put a ball in play against a pitcher of Jacob deGrom’s caliber, it would legitimately be cause to brag for the…

“(I’m a light lseeper, so I come pretty quickly)“

Isn’t there that great line in Ball Four about that? About how even the pitchers, who hit like .067 and everything, were all shortstops on their high school team who hit .450.

Seriously, it’s the wet shart of sports logos.

If that story is true, that guy should shit on her grave. 

-This very website has detailed how the Detroit Tigers have a sub-optimal logo.

Conversely, gunfights are generally boring - two guys hiding behind shit and only ends with one makes a miraculous shot.

He mentioned it at the very end.

What activity/task has the biggest disparity between people who think they’re good at it and people who are actually good at it?

In regards to roasting your kids, I’ve mentioned before but I’ve already gone too hard and now my small child knows how to roast me endlessly all the time.
“What’s up, short stuff?”
“I’m gonna be taller than you one day, and then I’ll beat you up.”

“Can I have a snack?”
“No. Dinner will be ready in a couple minutes.”
“I…