“They kept?” Are you unclear on how dictators work? “They” didn’t have much of a choice in the matter.

you know, to dovetail with your comment about going to church. a lot of these guys are opposing people coming from south America and africa, but want white western Europeans. yet they also want church-goers...you know who, generally is the more attendant church -goers? the people you morons are trying to kick out. its…

Conservatives lie their asses off and misrepresent policies whenever it suits them. The rest of the time, they apply double standards because different rules apply to them. But this is when they are taking a break from hypocrisy. Quite frequently, they combine more than one of the above principles. In this case,…

Mugabe was almost everything Trump aspires to be politically.

Currently in a 3rd world country called Alabama, or at least the worst in a developed nation per the U.N., a lot to work on here still.

You won’t find a single conservative who knows jack about how our immigration process works. But they all feel the need to chime in with their own idiotic view of what it needs to do.

HE WOULD DROWN IN AN ASHTRAY 

They’re too smart to make that deal, though.

A few local Somali teens made a popular rock/world fusion band and they’ve been playing around the state. Downright American.

I’ve worked with people from Zimbabwe. I probably DO want their uncles here. Seriously, asshole, most of the Africans that come to this country work their everloving asses off, go to church, get educated, and raise great kids. 

I would trade Zimbabwe the Donald, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Pence, Mnuchin, and Jeff Sessions for some guys uncle.

I dont want some guys uncle from Kansas who thinks all brown and black people are criminals to be in America. Can we deport all racist uncles from Kansas?

I had tickets to that game as well, but my dad’s uncle died and the memorial service was the day of the game.

You are correct, sir:

New York, 1939. 20,000 Nazis gather in Madison Square Garden and march through Times Square.

When you have to clarify to people there is more to you than being JUST a Holocaust denier...wait, does this guy pull his mask off and it’s Sacha Baron Cohen?

No one likes Illinois Nazis... well, Nazis in general.

Why did the LAPD leave the Dodgers game early?

My biggest live sports regret was actually showing up to the 2008 game between the 4-11 Browns and 3-11 Bengals game. The final score was 14-0 and that actually over-states how interesting the game was - total of like 100 passing yards, approximately one actual drive on offense, and well below freezing in the stands.

I had an opportunity to go to Mark Buehrle’s perfect game back in 2009 (was offered a ticket in the 100 level, free of charge), but I chose to go to a golf outing instead. I had no idea what was actually going on (didn’t pay attention to the game at all while I was on the course) until one of the other guys in the…