Also before all the work that rendered her face immobile.

Yep. It's a participation trophy you pay for yourself

Melania is practically unrecognizable here. And the star is like an award that you have to pay for. Which doesn’t make it much of an award.

Exactly. People fall into this trap of thinking that Pence is the reason why Trump’s administration is socially conservative and religiously authoritarian. The truth is that Trump would be pushing these policies regardless; his base is controlled by the evangelical right and even if Trump himself is not particularly…

Honestly, there’s at least one story a week that sounds like a flashback from the Handmaid’s Tale when they are showing how Gilead came about. Maybe we should be getting tired of the parallels by now, but it’s just too fucking real.

The policies are the same. Pence knows how to behave in public.

Only makes sense if they’re waiting for their chance to round them up and gas them. And I can only come to that conclusion at this point. They know they can disappear trans people (both figuratively and literally) and there won’t be an uprising.

Asshole can’t button a fucking coat. Ever.

I admire your optimism.

Obama is listed as 6'1". Trump is not taller than Obama.

Could be the time of day you were measured? We’re shorter in the mornings when our spines are compressed for sleep. Or measurement error on the measurer’s part ;) 

It offends me too! Why is it so long! It looks like an oversized bib more than a tie, and I can’t stand his shit-eating grin.

But if were to get a suit to make him look slimmer and taller that would imply he’s gotten fatter and shorter (he has), and of course that’s FAKE NEWS.

Jesus, the Trumps look so frump-a-dump next to the Spanish royals.

Tailors are small business owners (mostly). Trump does not pay his bills. Small business people do not do business with people who don’t pay their bills.

I’m 5'4", which I believe is Tom Cruises’ true height, that picture looks accurate to me. 

Not to get all “snow-flakey” but that tie offends me.

erhaps Trump should get some heeled Cuban booties like lil’ Marco

Whatever the actual answer, his proportions would be massively improved if he were a bit shorter... say, a bit over a foot or so?

This came up a few weeks ago when the king and queen of Spain stopped by the White House. King Felipe is a well documented 6'6", and in this picture it’s clear that Donald Trump is more than 3" shorter.