ban all that shit, I don’t care

Screw him and his shitty suicide game

I’m gonna pound a huge bucket of Hydroxycut and piss it out all over my lighted toilet, thanks Kinja

I’m gonna pound a huge bucket of Hydroxycut and piss it out all over my lighted toilet, thanks Kinja

I guarantee I don’t give a SHIT about this woman beater’s shitty car/tats. Fuck Chris Brown, and fuck Brian Ashcraft jerking off over this shitbag.

rip that list in half, that is a more accurate list

I sleep with an eyeshade, I use a Philips Wake-Up Needle Pricker to stab myself awake

I sleep with an eyeshade, I use a Philips Wake-Up Needle Pricker to stab myself awake

That thing is some cheater bullshit

“I’ve never played The Flintstones: The Surprise at Dinosaur Peak, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say it’s probably bad.” what the fuck???

you’re thinking of big macs

Why didn’t they make ps4 retail model look like THAT, then maybe people would actually buy one

I had a few “Gamester FPS Controllers” for original xbox, they have buttons on the grips in a similar fashion, the only bad thing about these controllers is the L and R triggers were very flimsy and broke quickly.

it’s cool but it couldn’t possibly be a legit “build,” has to be glued etc

couldn’t find youtube clip of Ed from Good Burger saying “uuuuuh no?”

couldn’t find youtube clip of Ed from Good Burger saying “uuuuuh no?”

it’s refreshing to actually hear someone annoyed with stupid reaction gifs, I think they are almost always obnoxious

my abusive mother used to tell me not to cut off my nose to spite my face, I had no idea what the fuck she meant by that, I was a child

This is hopeless as fuck, but if Jill Stein saves America, I’ll tattoo her mug on my PERSON

Diet soda-pop is a poor replacement for regular soda-pop to be sure, BUT I successfully weaned myself off of all soda-pop beverages with diet soda-pop as a stepping stool

CNN already deeply imbedded and in bed with the Trump campaign, for Christ’s sake they hired COREY LEWANDOWSKI as a commentator. Everyone knows exactly what is gonna happen to CNN, they will get on their knees and service the Trump administration till the next guy.

You guys are fucking jerks, “here’s an idea for your suicidal friend, tell them they stink like shit and give em a dildo” and fuck that other list “Gifts for people who don’t want to leave their house”

Some grizzled old porn spoofer is reading this story thinking “I’m getting too old for this shit”