but what about....bedbugs???

Another big fear (at least for NYC parents): Bringing home bed bugs.

The nice thing is that McConaughey gets older, but the Texas players stay the same age.

I'll admit, I have head lice right now. I am sitting at work as we speak trying not to scratch my head too much. You think it's embarrassing to get it as an adult because your kids brought it home from school? Well I don't have any fucking kids. I don't know where I got it (a hotel maybe? I've stayed in a lot of those…

I bet that thing is sweaty as fuck on the inside. It probably smells a little accurate.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

Jeez lady, just let it go.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen!

Correct answer is Zero.

I've had this printer for a couple of years now. It's awesome.

I've had this printer for a couple of years now. It's awesome.

There is really only one suspendable offense in the NFL: embarrassing The League.

Yeah I literally don't understand this at all. She didn't PERPETRATE a domestic violence situation.

Just popping in to say that I've been watching the pre-game coverage and I am really tired of the announcers and sideline reporters discussing how all this Ray Rice stuff is a "distraction" from football and can the Ravens "overcome" said distraction. I don't like that choice of words. Football is a distraction from…

OK. So this was the nagging voice in the back of my head when I first read about this. I don't like the idea of society collectively saying "you were a victim, therefor you can no longer be part of these certain things that we associate with what happened to you because they make us feel uncomfortable." If she is not…

Wait, because Rhianna is a victim of domestic violence, we aren't interested in her voice or supporting her? I'm fucking way more interested in hearing her sing than listen to whatever garbage Roger Goddell and Ray Rice are going to spew.

You know what sent me over the edge? It was the story about LeSean McCoy and the twenty cent tip. What struck me were some of the comments. We spent the whole day reading reams of outrage about Ray Rice and his behavior, and then in the comments on this stupid little story about a bad tip, we have people using words…

I have to say, as someone who fucking despises NASCAR, that I have really enjoyed watching you make a fool of yourself in this thread. Thanks for the entertainment.

Here's a picture of Johnny Manziel playing Monopoly. That'll be $40 please.