As this is the worst Slash I've seen this post-season, I hope a long suspension is coming.

Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page

Pavel Datsyuk = Sulky Dat Vape

I'm curious; if Intergalactic were playing during the monster fight scenes, would that had made for a better movie?

"I couldn't be prouder to be a fucking Power Ranger with you guys. Thank you very much."

This was her way of announcing that she's now dating a member of Daft Punk.

As great as this segment was, my favorite was the second one, regarding the false claims food manufacturers are allowed to make. John encouraged viewers to make up labels with false information about food items, stick them on the food items in the grocery store, and post a picture of doing same to the This Week…

Im from Milwaukee, btw and this looks like the TD at Bayshore

Sounds like you're bitching

Fun fact: the three-post shot is referred to as "The Trident."

Is this your bracket?

"Man, Florida is nice."

You win this round, Marchman, but your cereal list still sucks.

Mmmm. delightful hint of feet.

I believe you mean to say: who is favoured.

21 Girls, No Cups

What do the Vancouver Canucks have to do with any of this???

Here's a handy guide to where you can catch the game if you're in Canada

In their defense they thought 3/5 of the African-American category was equal to one of another category.

Perhaps he accidentally used the Unsafe Face Water.