Lemon-lime Gatorade is the only Gatorade that matters.

"Wow, that guy's got a huge dick!"

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

Thunderdome this, thunderdome that...look, can't we all just get BEYOND thunderdome?

People complain about hockey season dragging into summer, so it's refreshing to see them hoist the cup in January.

Dancevic says he was hallucinating before he fainted, and thought he saw a certain cartoon Beagle: "I was dizzy from the middle of the first set and then I saw Snoopy and I thought, 'Wow Snoopy, that’s weird.'"

I've seen The Californians on SNL. I'd ban that shit, too, if I had a chance.

He was obviously misquoted from the press conference after Sunday's game: "I'm not Jay. I really like winnin'."

Because refusing to eat an entire type of cuisine is dickish. Only a child would categorically say "I REFUSE TO EAT INDIAN EVEN IF EVERYONE ELSE WANTS IT!!" Only someone allergic to chicken would have a problem with tandoori chicken for any reason other than stubbornness. It's just fucking baked chicken with mild…

I'm going to assume the 26 year old guy is Lorde's boyfriend.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

So when will "Tom Sawyer" appear written on Canada' s sweaters?

Get better friends.

I was watching football with my son the other day and he said he liked the Lions because he liked blue because Thomas the Tank Engine is blue.

Ha ha! Those "people from Arizona are old" jokes are always funny, even after the 2010 census found that Arizona is the 9th youngest state by median age. Get your facts straight Burneko!

Yeah he knows Texas is as full of shit about BBQ as everything else.

"How do you feel about abortion?"

Of course, it's a thin line between a charming mimic and purposeful persuasion. Don't go overboard trying to mimic the person you're on a date with or watching to see if they mimic you. Doing so will probably make you come across as a creepy mime.

Nah, the worst is still Patrick Roy showing off by trying to show the puck in his glove and instead dropping out into the net.

This list was about science fiction and fantasy movies. Docudramas don't qualify.