This guy is also giving out ice cream:

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

I guess OnlMaps believes that the states of Californ, Hawai, Georg, Missour, and Mississipp just like to do things differently.

Can we talk about DC? There are more than 700K Americans living in the District of Columbia, more than Wyoming and Vermont.

Why is ‘Californian’ classified as an -ian instead of an -an? The ‘i’ is already baked in.

Expecting to shortly hear that “someone” hacked her account and that the picture was Photoshopped by “someone” trying to discredit her and that, actually, the frame contained her Employee of the Month award from a K-Mart where she worked to single handedly put herself through Harvard.

This x 1,000,000. Some really shitty people bought the magazine recently, and it’s the only thing the same is the name. 

I’m having a lot of trouble finding the lie here.

I’m submitting this post for a Pulitzer.

This checks out.

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

Wow, is this headline a reference to the original name of Buffalo Wild Wings? How many people did you think were going to get that?

I’m almost 50 and these things have been around since my youth and we all knew what they were for (as kids we used to jump up and down on them to try and screw up the numbers, which I highly doubt worked).

you mention a few times to “reach out to customer service”

I have been using it for three years and it has been great. Just about every theater in Portland uses it but Moviepass customer service is non-existent. You have a problem getting into a movie? Tough luck. Just remember you’re only paying $10/month and move on.

After cluttering your own place, clutter your friends and parents place! :D

If you freeze your credit, then anyone who wants to use your credit to open an account with need a special PIN number.

It would have been an honest mistake if it happened like 5 years ago. The fact that this photo has made its rounds around the internet for the past 5 years should tell you how much research the media actually does before they release bullshit like this.

Except Jesse Watters is a perpetual dumb ass and is no where near in line with the best of us.

Im glad I accidentally clicked on the fine print link and saw in big bold letters “Sorry, you are not eligible for this promotion.”

Im glad I accidentally clicked on the fine print link and saw in big bold letters “Sorry, you are not eligible for…