I logged into my account and updated my android and searched high and low. Nothing. I’ve been wanting Duolingo to have Japanese for years and this news would’ve made my day, but now I’m sad. The only thing that looks new is Swahili and Romanian.

Oh good, I’m not the only one bothered by the lack of a bullet-pointed list of stats to look at.

+1 Cartoon

100%, brah.

check out all these crazy stats in a huge text wall of sentences!

Living up to your name.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

The world needs more people like him.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a national treasure. Full Stop.

The de Grasse Tyson has spoken. Thus endeth the lesson.

This should be standard for all service calls, not just locksmiths.

Which is not the same as "Choosing a 401(k)". This advice applies to IRAs as well, so rename it "Choosing Retirement Plan Investments" and we'll put away the pitchforks and torches.

I use Yelp's "bookmark" feature like this when I hear about a restaurant I want to try. It doesn't push suggestions at me like location-based reminders, but when I'm looking for a nearby restaurant I can check there and Yelp will order my bookmarks by proximity.

In America? Absolutely.

Let me guess... Eristdoof is thinking, "Bla bla bla I'm European where bla bla bla 100 years is practically new bla bla bla the Parthenon bla bla bla..."

same number as Ive walked my dogs? Fences are a really cool invention. Guess how many times I've had to change the litter box?

'a icy road'?