“Here’s the thing - he’s 5'10". I guess that means technically he has above-average height but only by a couple inches.”

So basically the ocean and tidal rivers are hell-holes full of nasty shit that wants to make your life miserable? Duly noted...

My thoughts exactly, he’s like an even older, grumpier Andy Warhol...

Daw, gotta do this shit! My legs broke, I don’t even know how I’m runnin right now!

Oop, my bad, reading all the words for context helps... :P

Sounds about right...

Aye, spelling and grammar errors are everywhere in many Gawker “articles”.

Let’s all give thanks to Greeeeeeg Jennings. He put da team on his back doe...

First time seeing it? Welcome to the internet.

Oh Shit! It’s Darren Sahrper! One of the hardest Raping Safeties in the league!

As I’ve said before despite how bad things look like now I firmly believe that the Olympics were a good thing (at least for many years) and should continue to be held. The problem is the IOC insists on holding on to the novelty of globetrotting and conning near-3rd world countries into hosting a event they can’t…

Ok so like only half the Russian team will be banned?

Because part of how they pull in the big bucks to finance the games/line their pockets is the draw of popular athletes like all those from Russia that they would be banning... Maybe.

multi-game drug-related suspensions 2 years in a row? I’m sensing a pattern...

Don’t worry buddy, the Bears are still who you thought they were...

Pretty hard it seems as there’s like a dozen of these garbage-people beating their GF/fiancé/wife every season in the NFL...

Remind me again why Mitsubishi is ceasing production of Evos? I thought they were super popular?

Friggin James Harnden, I know he’s talented as hell on offense but that’s no license to just be completely ineffective on defense. He was almost universally considered the worst defensive player in the league this season. Not due to any lack of talent or athleticism, but just pure laziness. He never gets back on…

He wouldn’t try, even if he had to...

I’m hopeful for this too, all three presented quite well in their own rights during this last season. You have a British funny guy and a American funny guy (for humor that appeals to an even broader viewership) who both can and enjoy thrashing fast cars. And Rorey is the “straight man” to play foil to their…