Don’t you know literally every indicator of human existence is WORSE NOW?

>Under a more equitable economic system

I’m sorry that has been your experience, but I disagree that pre-mixed bags of egg solution approximates the texture of actual eggs. Especially when the round egg is an egg cracked and cooked onsite.

Get the McD’s with a round egg and its a game changing experience. Of the place son this list, its my favorite.

At least that works for certain meanings of discovered, as in, “Guys, I just discovered the best burger place.”

Just bask in the professional gaming journalism of Kotaku.

PC gaming shows that most of this hand wringing over digital release console games really is just pearl clutching. The worst thing that will happen is that eventually everyone will move over to PC, killing the console market entirely, or consoles will become their own Steam-type stores.

Any story about Snoop gives me the munchies.

A process you have exactly backwards. People have been buying more downloaded games than physical games for years now. People in general don’t care very much about owning a physical disk. So why would companies waster money producing them?

Re-reading Kotaku’s review of the game- outlining how terrible it supposedly is, and the long debates around it in the comments section is hilarious in light of the fact that the game is actually well liked and apparently a lot of fun- is pretty hilarious these days. Kotaku’s obsession with messaging over actually…

>Why is the fact that you found her writing in her OWN essays ‘not that bad’ more important? Do you think every bad person is just going to go ‘yeah I’m a fuckhead’?

Presumably you’ll no longer need to scan your card at checkout since you already scanned it coming in.

You’re not supporting Ubisoft because the CEO just said something that is factually accurate?

I understand, but for me the most important two flavors of any burger are the meat and cheese. Salt, meat, cheese - those are the fundamentals.  Maybe add a little mustard or ketchup to accent the meat-cheese flavor, but that is it. The more pure that flavor is, the more I enjoy it. The more a burger gets away from…

I’m cautiously optimistic about this show.

If you’re going to JitB you might as well go for their gold and get the Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger.

>More often than not, the Sephiroth we see throughout the original FF7 is just a chunk of alien flesh he transforms into his shape.

Remake is a title and a description.

>Drinking fancy wine alone—when would there ever be anything to celebrate again?

AI didn’t do anything. And its as nefarious as smartphones are because they’re how people carry out Social Security scams on the elderly.