I feel as though we all did.

Please let John Kelly see this.

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

That’s childish and below the belt.

[holds it in]

Hey, did you know that originally Tolstoy was going to name “War and Peace”, “War, What Is It Good For”?

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

It’s weird how hackers always seem to go straight for liking porn tweets

“not cool”

Don’t forget Weekend at Harley’s, Harley: Villain in the City, Harley with a Chance of Meatballs, Harley and the Ice Cream Bunny, Harley Goes West, and Despicable Me 4.

My advice to Britton, as someone who has suffered a strained forearm himself, is to change his grip. Works wonders.

Not the first time Brian Kelly has made questionable calls on a windy day.

This article is literally just video clips and quotes, my dude.

That is not the mugshot of a man that has his shit together.

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

Except for the native people who came up with the game.

You forgot the obligatory, “Lacrosse was invented by Native Americans....and...oh yeah, Jim Brown played.”

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.