It can be two things.

Hey, my kids are home schooled, and they know better. And stop calling me Shirley!

Voting for Grammys via the Internet? Prince is rolling his grave.

I'm not sure there is. But stop calling me Shirley!

My choice is to use Adblocker to read AVC or not read it at all, because the ads were causing my browser to hang. So it's not Adblocker that is destroying the industry. (I now have it on the setting that allows for the less intrusive ads to show up exactly for this reason, but that doesn't help on the sites that…

I'm 5'4", and weigh somewhere between 140 and 150. I get plenty of exercise, so if I were really careful about what I ate, I could drop about 10 pounds, but I am not giving up drinks and dessert to do so.

That's your answer to everything!

Well, 50% of all statistics you see on the internet are made up, anyway. And stop calling me Shirley!

Now, now. Don't make any rash decisions. You have to get back up on that horse that threw you.

Remember that 50% of all marriages end up in divorce. So if someone you know has 3 failed marriages, that improves your odds of staying together considerably.

Guten Tag!

Will he be training others? If so, he can actually Turn the Page.

I wrote an IFTTT script to alert me when this article posts (usually within 5-15 minutes, because of how often it checks). But today I was not around when it got posted, anyway.

It spends a lot of time on Facebook, so it can never remember whether to use "your" or "you're".

Weren't all names made up at some point?

Almost 16.

Oh dear. Have I entered a parallel universe where MisterSplendiferous is a villain instead of a hero?

I don't think I've ever read a horror novel.
Hard to decide which novel is my favorite, but maybe Pat Conroy's Prince of Tides.

I have set new personal bests for a 1 mile run twice over the last couple of months (down to 8:48). So that's going well. I definitely backslid a bunch on strength when I took time some off at the end of last year, so I need to work on my resistance training a bit more.
In the meantime, I am trying to teach myself…

She's does not think she is really into this whole dating thing as much as the boy is. He did also come watch one of her play performances this weekend.