I’m still not going to visit until you solve you vampire problems.

Just because you shat money all over it doesn’t mean I have to help you scoop it back into your own ass.

A front splitter lip made with that rubber garage door seal you buy at Home Depot. Bunch of my friends did it back in the mid-2000s and it looked so cool for like $10.

The little rubber lip wing/spoiler thing on these and the old 190 Mercedes...not sure why I enjoy those, but they make me smile when I see them.

It looks about 500% more bland/boring to me. The last one looked way better!

The 3800 V6 is pretty cool :′(

Eco or boost, take your pick.

Proper use of the word “breaks” in relation to cars!

The fact that the average Veyron is driven 2 miles a year, and the owners are following the service intervals to a T.

speed holes

Came here to make Patrick joke, only to find it is already in good hands....

Are sure they are pointless? Maybe these people are true believers in zero population growth and are using this form to achieve it. 

Fuck everybody and everything.

I was concerned about them, but you’ve sold them to me.

Those things remind me of the switchblade car in Spy Hunter.

They should just give a free spark with every Silverado they sell.

Surprised it didn't suck the headlights through the intake.

You should quit while you’re ahead instead of doubling down on stupidity and wilful ignorance.

Reading comprehension for the loss, eh?