Fuck everybody and everything.

I was concerned about them, but you’ve sold them to me.

Those things remind me of the switchblade car in Spy Hunter.

They should just give a free spark with every Silverado they sell.

Surprised it didn't suck the headlights through the intake.

You should quit while you’re ahead instead of doubling down on stupidity and wilful ignorance.

Most likely because most of the people that tow cars behind RVs are 1,000 years old.

Reading comprehension for the loss, eh?

...did you just say ‘mute point’ ?

The batteries probably have chain guides on them somewhere.

I better fix that

You could just start with a fake hood scoop and add a little door at the front.
A pizza scoop.  Obviously it would have to be insulated, but I think you  are on to something.

Two things can be true.

Any automatic windshield wipers on BMWs. On other cars they seem to work fine. On my taurus I had them set to auto and didn’t touch the switch for four years. Worked flawlessly. On the Bimmers though, you turn it on auto and it ignores you. I’ve had three, and they all fail to work. That means I can either have the…

can i change my answer to be:
the jalopnik slideshow is the worst automotive feature

Start/Stop technology, and the inability to permanently turn it off.  You have to disable it every time you drive your car (at least on Toyotas).  It is annoying as fuck and I’m not getting any better gas mileage than my old car of the same model without the “feature”.

I, for one, am all for taking a Volkswagen-controlled company’s word about clean fuel technology at face-value without any critical commentary.

That’s Paul McQueen.

A base Golf is still a fun car. They have a nicer pedal feel and roll on acceleration than you’d expect. I had one back in 2009, when I couldn’t really afford nice stuff. But a base Golf was a good car then, and it was a nice car. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t fast, but I did enjoy it on the curvy back roads of…

Like am I supposed to care? It looks like a F-150.