I can assure you a 318 wasn’t a blast to drive and was as poorly received by enthusiasts as a modern FWD BMW.

Was your fire department strictly volunteers? I just find it odd because there’s almost no discernable difference between testing it once a week and testing it once a day if there’s no changes made to the system. I used to work an extremely shitty security job while I was in college and I had to manage the fire system…

Isn’t the instant relief from our own existential dread at the hands of nuclear hellfire launched by some anonymous figure half a world away, sort of a Victory?  A Victory over our own meaningless suffering?

I literally bought a condom out of a machine that had a warning not to use it for birth control.

Nissan Frontier would like a word.  Also anyone else breaking the half priced condoms thing down in their head? I think I’d go the full price condoms I mean presumably I just got paid so I’d have the liquidity and half priced goods of such importance from such a dubious source?

See, that’s why I want a Mitsubishi mirage: I want people to think I have a massive hog

My question is, why does the performance suck? Over 8 seconds to 60? I’m not saying we need lightning fast, but man, can’t VW at least muster something in the 5 second range to give similar performance as like a GTI? This seems to be Golf level performance with Golf R level prices. Why is it that Tesla seems to be the…

Yeah. I’d rather buy an 86, slap a 5k turbo kit on it, and have 20k or so left over.

It’s what would happen if you tried to render a Carrera GT on an N64.

The Supra’s biggest problem is not the Z4 or any Nissan, it’s the 2-Series. The M240i has the identical powertrain and very similar suspension for less money. I feel like Toyota is charging extra for nostalgia, and that’s hurting the car.

I fixed it for you.

I, too, get mad at jokes.

I pinch.

Seems like a stretch to get there...kind of one of those “solution in search of a problem” things

They know what they got (coronavirus)

They already have one of those.

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

*Muttering* damn migrating duodenum

Si is definitely not faster than than a GTI lol. I’m an owner of an MK7 GTI with the PP and while the Civic Si makes it’s 200 HP, the GTIs are criminally under-rated from the factory (https://jalopnik.com/2015-gti-might-be-making-significantly-more-power-than-1683694189). Then there’s the torque, which is actually in…