I, too, get mad at jokes.

I pinch.

Seems like a stretch to get there...kind of one of those “solution in search of a problem” things

They know what they got (coronavirus)

They already have one of those.

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Neat.  I don’t want that feature.

Because what better way to report on a teen illegally carrying an AK-47, which he allegedly used to kill two people, than to publish a piece about what a Boy Scout he was before the shooting started?

They tried that back in 1865. Didn’t work out so well for them.

If you haven’t watched American Factory on Netflix yet, definitely do so. It’s a stark and tragic reminder that workers of are just grease for the gears of capitalism. And by capitalism, I mean, helping already obscenely rich people get richer.

you’re not going to immediately re-coop any investments.

Yeah but then youve got to sell it, and your usual GatorMeth buyer is usually also driving a C4, then you get talking about cars, you know how it is. 

Well that’s disappointing. I was hoping to learn that there’s actually only one red Genesis G70, that exists in ‘folded’ non-Euclidean space so it appears to be in multiple places.

Yeah don’t give a shit. If this helps keep the Veloster N profitable for Hyundai I’m all for it.

The wikipedia entry for “Hot Hatch” does not mention the manual transmission at all. Not ONE instance.

Well that’s one way to respond to a friendly commenter, I suppose?

Seriously, how many of us are reading this at work and can’t take 5-10 minutes to watch a video? I almost exclusively read this site while I am at work.

I won’t spoil the story for you

*Muttering* damn migrating duodenum

Si is definitely not faster than than a GTI lol. I’m an owner of an MK7 GTI with the PP and while the Civic Si makes it’s 200 HP, the GTIs are criminally under-rated from the factory (https://jalopnik.com/2015-gti-might-be-making-significantly-more-power-than-1683694189). Then there’s the torque, which is actually in…