Fun idea, but let’s be realistic here. If you gave your municipality money and asked for it to be used to fix the roads, the list of probable ways it would be used would be:

Start buying annoying crossovers, please.

Wow. That’s not pink, it’s Pank. And I don’t know why, but it works. My daughter loves it, and I’m pretty secure in myself. I'd lose the rhinestones, but leave the rest and cruise it. I could introduce myself as Ken and say it was the only thing Barbie didn't keep in the divorce. 

My parents bought a 2 door, beige 81 Reliant with the 4 speed and a bench seat new.  I have no proof of this, but it’s not a lofty claim to make. 

Commenters are dumping on these guys but I bet they would have gotten a lot more goodwill if they’d included Susan Anton and/or Adrienne Barbeau in the race.

Bill S. Preston, Esquire.

I mean whichever helps me do the most crime

How does this compare to 100 Honda Civics, which I could also afford?

It’s amazing how they managed to capture the essential beigeness of Toyota cars with that house design. However, to fully complement the Toyota driver who lives there, the house should have dents in each corner.

GM built over half the US contract M1 carbines made.

LS swap :P

the overlap between people that ride bicycles and those drive hummers must be near nonexistent. 

Bad looking repli-Cobra with not even close to the right engine for about the same price as a good repli-Cobra with the right engine?

Even you misspelled a wird.

My wife is a teacher, there’s a good reason we’re running out of teachers. 6 years of college and $80k worth of student loans (over $200k with interest), is the minimum REQUIREMENT to teach kindergartners their A-B-C’s.

Chadwick

Your mistake was doing something for the greater good.

“... Chadwick...”

They probably had...

Counter counterpoint: You’re dead wrong.