It bored me to death. I fell asleep while riding one and crashed and died.

SHIT CAPTAIN IT HAS AN LS SWAP IT COULD BE ALMOST ANYTHING. 

Abby’s database is really just a link to jalopnik.

I’m the buyer — no buyer’s remorse at all! Vehicle is as clean as described and I absolutely HAD to have a P80 wagon. That it was at the top of the market was not of any concern of mine —I was much more interested in its proximity, provenance, and mileage. Also the comparisons of this P80 to a P2 wagon are only valid…

i was like hell yeah that would work great for me cause i do field work and i’m left handed. then i was like o but i live in the US the desk would be at my right hand that sucks. then i was like Australia is upside down are they mostly left handed over there. then i realized my blood sugar is low.

Fucking lawyers, can’t even break their rants into paragraphs.

The ones I’m tired of hearing:

My Dad spent all his money on cool stuff only to outlive his high-income career and end up with little-to-nothing to leave his kids after his death.

“Can we just not. Thanks.”

I work in AV, installing conference rooms, training rooms, class rooms, etc. Every time I walk down a hallway with a monitor on a furniture dolly: “Hey my cars over there.” I will hear this at least three times while walking down a single hallway. I’ve started responding with, “Well, if you’ve got fifteen grand, I’ll…

When I waited tables my coworker taught me to always reply with “Well at least you destroyed the evidence!”

Wow, we could really rock down to electric Rivian blue

I went to college for 11 years to get my engineering degree.

Silence 10/10

Now yours sounds like a truck I can appreciate. Honest, hardworking, and not the size of a fucking aircraft carrier. Most new trucks are just incredibly stupid with their space management.

I never owned a truck until May, upon moving to Texas. Trucks are kind of a thing here.

I have an irrational hatred of wakeboats.

I created an account just to give this star. 

why speculate? Ford’s got you covered. from there press release: