I can’t believe this question still needs answered.

“Napoleon Bonaparte was one of the most brilliant military leaders the world has ever seen.”

I that too.

I think he accidentally a few words.

“By now everyone nightmare it is to own and work on.“

Jeep owners

Jeep Compass owners. I’m sorry, but out of all the economy cars you could get, what lead you to the Compass? It’s not the cheapest, most economical, roomiest, or capable, and it certainly isn’t the best looking. You’re inept at buying cars. Enjoy your plastic box.

Miata owners. We see ourselves like this:

Whichever ones are immortal and get to keep all of their toys. So, I guess Highlander owners.

Stanced car owners who complain about tire wear. I don’t feel bad for you - you did this to yourself

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

But what the pictures don’t show is the carefully brushed diamond-tufted velvet interiors and each and every damn dashboard sporting one a’ these bad boys:

Never pass up a free drop gun.

The 1056.

The gun was stolen or they bought it off someone (which still means it was stolen). Let’s not buy bullshit just because someone’s selling.

A friend of mine was once at a party where someone was showing off his new gun. When the safety of having a gun around at a party was questioned, he responded that in order to hurt anyone, the safety had to be off and it was on. To prove it, he put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger.

At 19?

But....my marshmellow.....

As opposed to the other manufacturers’ commercials, which are awesome. Oh, wait, they all load up on nonsensical, pandering BS.