A triple black Mark V

4 MPG of American Class

Not gonna lie. If I find a rust free Previa, I’m gonna own that bitch.

I admit to a soft spot or these. And my family had one, so I know what junk they are. But the family went from one of these to a Chevette - - establishing the Vega as a high-water mark for domestic cars in my family in the late 70’s, early 80’s.

Not sure if this is considered a bad car or not, but I wanted an Isuzu VehiCROSS, but never had the stones to look for one.

Wanted to own? Or actually did own for several years:

1986 Monte Carlo SS.

No, your heap of metal is not worth $3000, no matter what shade of yellow it once was. Or maybe that’s just oxidation.

I think part of the problem is the “brand equity” to many people when they think of the Taurus is they think of this vehicle, which was everyone’s first car that ran rough and was only appreciated when you added a C, an L, and an I to the Taurus name.

There’ll always be a soft spot in Robocop’s mechanical heart for the Taurus, at least.

What, no “Lotion Basket”?

Ran when parked.

Agreed. In an “oh shit” moment, your hands should be trying to prevent the rest of the “oh shit” moment.

That Mopar is the fastest, though, since it’s always going downhill.

It’s not every day a car has an e-pillar.

The Infinity QX56. I don’t know exactly where, but the whole thing just looks like it’s not supposed to fit together.

Pure Jalopnik star-hunting right here.

Eat a dick.

Because only American kids can be spoiled, or something