Man, I didn’t understand a single thing in that post.

The first time I watched that gif, my mind didn’t process the car on the left as an inflatable and my brain broke a little.

Same. I did this when I was in art school.

If someone doesn’t want to date be because I drive a GTI, I’ll consider that self-editing and count myself fortunate.

No way,dude. I read my owner’s manual cover-to-cover the first night I have my new car.

No, but if the car gets stuck on the way down $30,000 worth of quarters drop out of the change slot.

Slightly off-topic, but they just opened one of those CARVAVA vending-machine things near my home and I get to look at it every day on my commute home from work. It’s really cool.

That was a astronomy joke. Like, solar system versus Solar System.

Well yeah, but if you can afford to purchase an entire solar system then you’re not really going to be shopping for a Jetta. You’re also going to have plenty of Kw left over for all sorts of stuff; like a new genesis.

I initially read that as “Nick, who works at a midwest Payless, has a Yugo”.

For some reason that thing looks like someone stuck four wheels on a door.

You’re both right.

I had a Jawa moped with a two-stroke Sachs 49cc motor (not sure if it was original or a transplant motor) when I was a kid. I got it for 20 bucks and it was rusted to shit, but that thing ripped. Never failed to start, either.

Or if you collect 1990's Image comics.

Our local motor-sports complex hosts drift events at the same time as the flashlight drags (on a different track, obviously), and the drift guys come over and drag sometimes. They usually do very well against street machines, but usually get smoked (lol) by the more hardcore drag cars.

All cars are folding cars, but you can only do it once.

“It seems really great but when you are driving 50+mph it starts getting weird to breathe. Something you have to get used to. I wear ski goggles to block the wind as sunglasses don’t cut it.”

In Pgh, any FWD with good snows will be fine, even in heavy snows.

I had a similar yellow gradient effect on my car when I ran over some freshly-painted stripes on the road.

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