I love how the consensus of these replies is, “No way, Man. Batman would fuck you up”.

War seats? I’ve never heard that phrase. Sounds cool, though.

“Plus, if he continues to tow trucks via a hitch ball he could always just yank it hard and shoot a high speed mega deadly metal projectile at them as defense.”

Reverse, first gear, reverse, first gear.

I was seriously considering buying a Challenger GT and putting a lift and some M/T tires on it until some quick back-of-the-envelope calculations revealed that doing the job right would run upwards of $5K on top of the purchase price of the car.

Moot point.

Edit. 

One of the greatest tracks of all time. 

Gears.

When in doubt (or wrong or ignorant), just double down.

“I feel like this is a distinct advantage to being a gay man.”

Yes, those are very nice wheels.

I appreciate the logic of your post, but the post-apocalypse-type of vehicle isn’t about the factual practicalities of living after a societal collapse. It’s more about the outward perception of rugged power and capability.

Who hurt you?

My dream car was, and still is, the 1971 ‘Cuda from Phantasm 2.

*V6 Charger*

Damn. That’s a hell of a phrase. I’m stealing that.

Is that a 30-foot wide road with ONE travel lane?

Man, I totally read that comment in Comic Book Guy’s voice.