I’m gonna go make a horse.

 mind blown.

Sop Riller?

“Avoision. It’s a crime. Look it up.”

There IS one vocation...

I was wondering the same thing. This car is not a toaster oven. It doesn’t even look like a toaster oven and it is much larger.

My favorite part of The Wraith is when Clint Howard’s character looks under the hood of the Interceptor and sees this pulsing, sparking alien powerplant. He has no idea how to install his radio kill-switch, so he just kind of plops it down in the engine bay with a bewildered and terrified look on his face.

Any reference to The Wraith gets a star.

The funny thing is that you assume these drivers would ever take responsibility for the damage their spawn does.

Alan Wake parks like an asshole. 

*adjusts belt onions*

Sounds like I should buy my next car from you.

Yes, I agree 100% and I actually think that is probably that smartest option.

Tell me more about this taint-massaging car you speak of.

The upcoming RAV4 is going to make the current one look so ugly by comparison that you might be able to find a dealership that will pay you to take a 2017 away.

CPO GTI FTW!

Yeah, that’s pretty dumb advice.

I liked the look of it too, until I went to the online configurator and realized that it only comes in FWD, CVT, and 144 hp.

COTD

I would love the option to park my GTI in the garage for the winter and drive someone else’s turbo CUV in the Pittsburgh snow for 400 bucks a month.