That shirt is amazing.

Your history teacher was Davos Seaworth?!

That’s true, I am a douche. 

Just to add my 2-cents to the “reality” car-show discussion: Truck Night in America on History Channel. I think there are only 2 episodes on-demand right now, but it’s incredibly entertaining to watch four people drive the holy shit out of their home-made offroad rigs to try to make it through a pretty sweet obstacle…

That van was sweet, but the owner/builder was still a douche.

If you get pulled over with bolt-cutters in your car around here you can look forward to: 

“Seems like money lets you be a little more careless.”

Nice!

That thing is amazing!

There is one of these for sale at a dealership in my neighborhood (Colussy Chevy outside of Pittsburgh).

THE HONDA 1300 COUPE IS 80 FEET TALL! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

THAT DOG IS WEARING A HAT

Haha! Eww.

Forward-facing red lights are reserved for emergency vehicles pretty much everywhere in the U.S (and probably other nations). 

Gotta be honest with you: That’s where I first heard the quote, too. Then I looked up the origin of the sample and watched the movie, then read the book.

“Nobody with a good car needs to be justified.”
― Flannery O’Connor, Wise Blood

ORANGE SEAT BELTS FOREVER

My concern would be more with the carpet. Muddy boots, dirty gear/animals in the back hatch, etc.

Same power + slightly smaller + AWD would be pretty close to perfect for me.

No, but I am a horrible dirtbag.