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The ultimate lifehack.

I like the way you talk. You say things like ‘BOO!’ and ‘Nuts to you’.

I think you might want to look into the etymology of “jalop”.

Stop Clicking on Annoying Clickbait Articles Where Idiots Discuss Common-Sense Tips Like They’re Revelations.

That dude with the sheet-metal screws is driving me nuts.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Cronenberg remaking Turbo Teen would look like TETSUO: The Iron Man meets ExistenZ

Yeah, Cronenberg’s CRASH is pretty much what I imagine David Lynch’s F&F would be like.

Well, you’d die alright.

2012-2016 528i had a turbo-4.

or ennui.

Thanks for the heads-up. I’ll run right out and pick one up.

Divorced, living outside Pittsburgh, 42-years-old, and I pay $1236 annually for a ‘13 GTI and a ‘99 XJ.

I just found a 5-speed 2004 Corolla with 122K miles on Craigslist for $1800 that I would confidently drive around the planet a few times. You are 100% correct.

“and no oil stains in your driveway”

No way, dude. I’m 100% behind you.

Came here for this.

Thank you for “torque bois”.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is, either, but I DO know that dude standing behind Trump Jr. looks like the biggest bad-ass to ever walk the planet.