Jagoffs is perfect, but only if you live around here.

I had no idea. Thanks!

I don’t understand. Are salesmen not supposed to wear sunglasses?

I mistyped. I meant 1985.

In 1995 I had a watch that was also a calculator that also transformed into a tiny robot. So no, they weren’t.

Did you just make an American Psycho reference?

Without an overdrive transmission, it seems logical that the ideal EV speed for efficiency would be 1.

Why yes, that IS a license plate patch for the rust hole in the rocker.
Gutted interior, 200K miles, loud tires and exhaust, mysterious noises, utterly unstoppable.

Ok, well next time you’re in Pittsburgh, watch out for a black GTI because I drive like total shit.

Seriously, though, I was driving through South Carolina and I swear to God, the entire population of the highway was in the left lane. The right lane was completely empty, and everyone was driving in the passing lane!

South Carolina drivers are the absolute worst in the country. I can spot a South Carolina license plate from a quarter mile away in traffic and I avoid them like they’re a dog with rabies.

Wait...if you’re going to use flex in the roadway to capture the transfered energy from rolling wheels to the road surface, won’t that create more rolling resistance between the wheels and the road? An increase in energy to move the car that will be roughly equal to the amount of energy you’re harvesting, minus the…

They should build a Demon Promaster to compete with the Transit RS.

The tits pajamas!!

That’s only if the slug was fired 100% perpendicular to the ground. ANY deviation from perpendicular will result in a parabolic trajectory, which will retain some (or much, or most, depending on the angle) of the forward momentum.

Jeep Liberty (KK). Holy smokes, was that thing a p.o.s.
Electrical problems left her stranded twice during rush our, the thing leaked at every seam whenever it rained, got horrible mileage, and couldn’t get out of its own way on surface streets, the highway, or offorad (yes, she soft-roaded it).
Giving credit where due:…

Christ. That cacophony. 

Case in point: The Suzuki ESCUDO Dirt Trial Car ‘98

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Really? I had no idea. Can you put ANY kind of lockers on a 2012+?

Nice job, scum.