Uh...

.40mm? What the hell is THAT?

I’m going to confess to some extremely illogical behavior, here:
I pay $100 a month to store (indoors, climate controlled) a Jeep which is MAYBE worth $1000.
I live in a townhome with strict parking rules, I daily-drive my GTI, but I can’t bring myself to part with my ugly rusty old Jeep or leave it outdoors to rot…

So my 1999 Jeep XJ isn’t an SUV?

That’s not pedantic. It’s accuracy (and it’s basic math).

Because driving with a loaded rifle is illegal in most states, whether you have a concealed carry permit or not. Whereas driving with a loaded pistol IS legal.

If he’s got a CCW permit, driving with a loaded pistol isn’t illegal. Driving with a loaded rifle might be, but it definitely not federal. What the hell would give you the idea that driving with a loaded gun would be a federal offense?

No, you couldn’t. You could have a billion dollars and no size limitations on the final product, and you could probably spend the rest of your natural life without accumulating one tenth of the technical knowledge necessary to UNDERSTAND (much less invent and manufacture) a machine like this. Don’t fool yourself.

You make the car disappear and then report it stolen.

Wait...you took at that time methodically returning the (beautiful) car to stock... and then rolled the fenders?
That seems unusual, considering the rest of the build.

Nope.

I disagree with your comment, but I starred it solely for the excellent use of profanity. Very nice.

I wanted a Previa since I saw the blacked-out one with the mounted minigun in The Last Action Hero.

My dad had one of these as a kid. He used to drive (with me) out to the country and do massive smoky burnouts in front of the local prison while the prisoners were outside in the yard for their rec time. They’d see him coming and gather by the inner fence and hoot and holler while he lit the tires up.
It was, by all…

Need to seal up the new floor pans (riveted) and replace the muffler and tailpipe for my PA state inspection that expires in a week.

Ross, please never, ever correct those misspellings.

YES! I see those everywhere in Pittsburgh (because we love to kill each other here). Every time I see one, I think, “Your truck is doing what, exactly, in ‘Loving Memory’ of your dead friend?”

I just like the idea of yelling “fuck you” at dogs.
“Fuck you, dog!”

“get your boner down”