Creepshow?

That 1% change will bite you in the ass really hard when it's 2:30 in the morning and the route your GPS wants to take through urban Washington DC is suddenly not there anymore.

Distinct with the original skirts, yes. However, it actually looks kinda sporty without the skirts. It looks a little like a CRX.

Uber automatically adds a $200 charge to your credit card (which you need to provide when you make the reservation) if you puke in one of their driver's cars.

I live in Pittsburgh, so I know what you're talking about (this photo is 4 miles from where I sit as I type this).
Terrifyingly-short merge point coupled with drivers who make no distinction between MERGE and YIELD is a recipe for disaster, and it's like that EVERYWHERE around here.

That on-ramp is all of 15 feet long, so it's less of an on-ramp and more like an intersection. A stop sign there is 100% necessary in order to avoid massive death tolls.

Regarding the lurch:

I daily-drove a 1972 Dart, a 1997 Miata, and about a dozen other cars in the winter, but the worst vehicle I've ever driven in the winter was a 1995 Ford Ranger. 2wd, 2.5 with a 5-speed. I literally got stuck in a flat unplowed parking lot.

I daily-drove the Miata (on snow tires) for 5 years of Pittsburgh winters and…

"Road Imperfection" is actually a great way to describe a Porsche Cayenne.

That's one way to avoid parking lot drama.

Agreed. Washington PA is 100 time dumpier than Canonsburg and it's only like 5 miles away.

What the hell did I just read?

The wheels that came on my GTI are pretty dope, IMO.

Those are riding pants. Women's riding pants still look like that.