He’s no George Washington. I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn heads.

Yup. My southern mom called her parents Mother and Daddy, too. That said, I grew up in a large southern city and use mom and dad, so maybe it’s an old-fashioned tradition going out of style.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Asking as an American: I know you guys spell a lot of words like favor and center wrong, but lose? That is a new one for me.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Ah, so don’t fast. Got it.

http://lifehacker.com/evernote-employees-can-read-your-notes-and-theres-no-w-1790099958

Well, go ahead and be an asshole about it then.

Or she’d rather be able to talk about it openly without being made to feel that her feelings are wrong. There’s nothing worse than trying to be honest with someone and they dismiss your feelings because they don’t line up with what they think you should feel. I really think she’s looking for understanding and…

I simply want to say that your numbering system is fantastic, and I wish I could give more than one lousy star in appreciation of it.

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

This will have to do.

Where’s Carl Monday when we need him?

There are so many reasons why this may have not been the case. Common sense assumptions oftentimes have no bearing on actual scientific reality, which is why this is a scientifically novel finding.

I was told it would have a goatee.

1. Soccer is a sport for little girls

“Dude needs to be more careful down there”

Ahem...