Sonic and the Black Knight, but with robots instead of anthros. Makes just as little sense too.

Recently, I was with a friend and he wanted to watch Crash. I had never actually seen 2006 Crash, but I thought I knew the premise, I at least knew some of the actors in it. He starts telling me it’s about people that get off on car crashes and I was like “Really? What the fuck? I had no idea. I thought it was…

Reminds me of this quote from a recent (and quite good) article from the BBC (Cyrille Regis was a long time star player for West Bromwich - and black):

The way a Chilean soccer team got the name O’Higgins is pretty interesting.

yeah I think it’s the thing where there can’t be a coordinated celebration

Ugh- your last line. You were doing so well!

“fast girls”

username checks out

The Salvation Army is objectively bad. Don’t give to them.

Where this video clip was cut sure makes it seem like it was Cleveland doing the dominating

(walk off into cornfield that has inexplicably appeared in front of the home team’s locker room tunnel)

That’s why the benefit is obvious, player.

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

This post should have it’s own Deadspin column, well done sir. +1 frothy post.

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

They accidentally measured off 18 yaurds.

Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn’t Have A Facebook Account

No.

We need to begin the formation of independent, local progressive news rags so we have even the most rudimentary of independent, progressive news sources in case things go full 4th Reich. I mean, even if we all just, locally, write about what we see/hear/read we’ll have some sort of collection of independently written…