The Salvation Army is objectively bad. Don’t give to them.

Where this video clip was cut sure makes it seem like it was Cleveland doing the dominating

(walk off into cornfield that has inexplicably appeared in front of the home team’s locker room tunnel)

That’s why the benefit is obvious, player.

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

This post should have it’s own Deadspin column, well done sir. +1 frothy post.

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

They accidentally measured off 18 yaurds.

No.

We need to begin the formation of independent, local progressive news rags so we have even the most rudimentary of independent, progressive news sources in case things go full 4th Reich. I mean, even if we all just, locally, write about what we see/hear/read we’ll have some sort of collection of independently written…

(ESPN blows the dust off its pre-concussion-worries “JACKED UP” segment)

Not to mention the fact that abortion is sometimes a life-saving procedure for the mother, and/or one which minimizes the suffering of a fetus that is not viable.

I remember reading at some point that the reason the AMA lobbied for legal abortion was because doctors were literally traumatized by the parade of otherwise healthy young women bleeding to death in ERs from botched abortions. All these assholes smugly intoning “abortion kills” have no idea how many people die when…

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What was the first rule again?

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

The Coen Brothers caught heat on jezebel for their lack of racial diversity esp. in their last movie ‘Hail Caesar’. A movie about Hollywood in the 1930/40s. The charcters were actors, directors, movie journalists and studio bigwigs. Having an all white cast made perfect sense, since there were barely any POC in those…

He actually meant OPP, because he’s down with it.

This is good reporting