girl? you sleepwokin’.

Can you share some examples of a systematic genocide or a 500 year long racist oppression against kings or cavaliers?

The average NFL game is awful. That gets hidden when there are three to eight going on at a time, but when you break them out, the overwhelming odds are the standalone will be a bad game.

Nope, that’s putting booze up your own ass and getting drunk off it. One person involved.

In cases of legitimate rapists winning the Republican nomination, well, the female electorate has ways to shut the whole thing down.

yeah, until they bring home something that gives you lime disease. or they get the sniffles and you get pneumonia. don’t fall for it! gird your loins.

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

Then time to stop being an EMT for a bit. I’m a teacher and when I see teachers who clearly have begun to hate any kid who defies them or makes their job more difficult in any way, I want to send them a note telling them it’s time to exit for awhile and do something else.

Missing from the FB post: links to resources people can call to report/help addicts, decency, empathy.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

And the following year’s Michigan game, don’t forget that one

Anyone who comes after you for this will have to get through me first! I love Vegemite. I am raising my children on it. I snuck it into their bottles without their mother’s knowledge.

Cricket? Rugby? Basketball? What is wrong with you? Are you some sort of... foreigner?

Oooh, I have an opinion on this! Vegemite is bad, Marmite is awful, but I can handle Promite.

I was on a plane once and I brought along three tacos and as I began to eat them the flight attendant screamed “oh no there is a girl on board who is DEATHLY ALLERGIC!” So I got up, reached for my pocket hammer, smashed the window and tossed them out. The attendant thanked me, but the tortillas went directly into the…

I have no idea why anyone would want to stop having sex with other people just because they’re in a relationship.

i am going to be the anti sex lobby. not for like, religious or ethical reasons just