"Pretty strong meat there from *sniff* Ducournau."

"The way I understand it, nature has a way of shutting down movies like this."

So these interviews are slowly working up the cast, right? Maybe Charisma Carpenter next, then Emma Caulfield, Anthony Stewart Head or Alyson Hannigan if we're lucky and finally…a tersely worded refusal from Sarah Michelle Gellar's publicist.

I think the U.N. has been calling for a moratorium on the use of depleted Geraldo munitions.

So you don't like any theater at all?

"I have to swing in for some violent porn comics"

Nothing, not even Old Milwaukee beer, can ever assuage their eternal thirst.

You should hear my friend Apple Johnson complain.

Bill Clinton Wants to Put "Big Brother" in Your Computer

It's the modern equivalent of the "little kid singing a lullaby, only slightly off" that 60s and 70s horror movies were so fond of.

Sheesh, how many magic eel water incest movies does Hollywood need to keep churning out?

"OPRAH WANT BREAD!!!"

Mike Pipper, Focus Puller: "Ooooh, Ah made a timin' error!"

He's going for that Karl Malden gravitas.

Is it the one where Tim Conway talks with a funny accent and Harvey Korman struggles not to laugh?

Well, these were Gert's parents time traveling from two years before the first issue, so if Nico let them go so they could save Gert, they would also be able to prevent the Runaways from finding out the truth about them and the other parents, and so would continue to be super crime lords working to bring about the end…

"I uh…was just gonna…uh, watch a documentary on Netflix."
"With condoms?"

Emmet Kelly looks sadly into camera, mournfully sweeps up what's left of our constitutional system of checks and balances.

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Not concerning Molly, but someone else: one of the two non-white characters turns out to be a traitor, maybe they changed Molly's race to up the diversity of the remaining team? I was just spitballing reasons for the change, maybe the actress just wowed them so much they rewrote the character to Latina.