Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your freakishly enlarged heart close to mine, love

As long as we're listing what we hate about Two Broke Girls, the worst for me is Denning's expression before her punchlines, like she's so overjoyed with the cleverness of what she's about to say: "Okay…here comes the joke!"

But we might still might get Molly dropping Punisher, right?

BKV's original pitch for Runaways had Molly aged thirteen, pretty close to her age here. She also fluctuated a lot depending on who drew her; cover artist Jo Chen always made her look like she was teenager, Ramos drew her like she was seven.

I guess the writer of this article didn't notice that Molly is now Molly Hernandez not Hayes. I wonder if the race change was to preempt any criticism of a certain later plot twist.

I'm gonna show those libtards: when they ask my name I'll tell them it's IFullySupportDonaldJTrumpPresident and they'll have to write it on the cup! HA!

"Go in peace. I was thinking about killing you, but I've changed my mind."

Eh…I heard when you finally get to the end, the last boss is a disappointment.

"In the criminal justice system, Donald Trump-based offenses are considered especially heinous."

So we're blaming Chaplin for Hitler now?

Jumbo shrimp.

Ayn Rand with a jackhammer.

We have one, but we only play ironically.

Fox exec: "Jesus, look Bill…you got cut out the harassment shit, all right?"
O'Reilly: "Agree to disagree…"

In their defense, most of them probably figure that their pussies will be far enough away to be safe.

Well, the Ferris Bueller did have this moment: Ferris makes out with his sister, only wait! It's really just his girlfriend…wearing a perfectly realistic mask of his sister…because…um…
https://youtu.be/5V0MUjyMnBY

Were there a bunch of Hitlers auditioning at the same time, like in The Producers?

The commercials were funny, quick one-minute-and-done takes on the cavemen stereotypes. The horrible thing is a studio thinking that could translate into a weekly half hour series.

They should have kept Spacey's character awake, but with the brain of the cat. Think of all the hi jinks as he licks himself at board meetings or lays on top of Jennifer Garner's laptop while she's trying to work.

So the cat can interior monologue in perfect English, but when it (perfectly) arranges letters they come out in caveman/tarzan talk?